This is why I watch my tv shows online...

I have a complaint about the swiffer wet-jet commercial

The lady is clearly using it on a wood floor

But for two.. no, not even two seconds -- like HALF a second -- there's a disclaimer "Do not use on unfinished wood." So why the heck try and trick people into using it on wood in the first place? Its a conspiracy -- the swiffer people must be teamed up with wood flooring people. Hey flooring people, we'll trick people into buying our product, and then trick them into ruining their floor. And then you can go get paid when they ruin their floor.

And what the heck -- trying to give life to inanimate objects?? There's only one commercial that truly pulls that off.

Lets face it people.... Mops are nasty.

They know they're nasty.

If you throw them away, they will forgive you.

They will not buy you chocolate or send you flowers. Most men don't even do that, why would a mop do that?

Swiffer people -- come talk to me. I'll show you how to make a good commercial that doesn't annoy people and ruin a perfectly good song.

Actually you know what -- no commercial thus far is more ridiculous than the new Axe Chocolate Man commercial.

Are you KIDDING?? Seriously?? That is so NOT irresistible!!! That's downright SCARY!!!

See..... this is why men are stupid. They're easily influenced by BS.

Okay not all men... just the men that buy that AXE spray and think it will make them irresistible.

Anyway, its fortune time.

YOU SHOULDN'T BELIEVE THIS FORTUNE.