Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

The rules do not apply for 1st class or Elite miles members, or armed forced

This just in --- Continental coach/economy travelers now must pay not only for their 2nd checked bag, but their first checked bag as well.

Now go scroll down a little bit and read the post that has the word "Priceline" in the subject line. Or click the tags on the right side that says travel, holidays.

I'm telling ya.... Google's onto something there!!

Watch out for that rain this morning.

If I saw you in person yesterday..... told ya so. ;)

And now, its fortune time.

How about a gag fortune, courtesy of Steve Moraff's Mahjongg.

LOLLIPOPS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR TONGUE, NOT YOUR HAIR.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Priceline can't even begin to compete...

In this day and age of high gas prices and old unreliable cars that aren't as good as they once were back in their prime, I'd like to take a moment to show you something that you may find very beneficial.

Google Maps's latest feature...

The poor man's GPS.

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*crash*

Walking directions!

That's right, WALKING directions!

Who needs a car when someone has mapped out a route for you to get from point A to point B on FOOT!

So you want to go visit the loved ones in Dallas for the holidays eh? Well gee, I dunno... 3 hours from Houston in the car adds up to a ridiculously expensive amount of gas...

But wait!

There's no need to fear!!

Google Walking Directions is here! Tell those high gas prices and the clunker gas guzzler that they can forget about even looking at your paycheck this holiday season. With this awesome feature, you can go see Granny on foot for the low low price of ZERO gas dollars!

That's right -- ZERO gas dollars. No money that could have been used on Christmas presents will be spent on any fuel for your vehicle this winter when you take 3 days and 9 hours to walk 249 miles to your holiday destination.

And I'm totally not kidding. Seriously. Go see for yourself. Houston to Dallas on foot.

Take that, you stupid gas station that always tricks me into buying a carwash! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Give the oil companies the boot this year, and make walking the new way to travel.

Just don't forget the suitcase with the wheels.

Anyway, its fortune time.

A JOURNEY OF 1000 MILES BEGINS WITH THE FIRST STEP.